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Raw, chaotic truth bombs incoming.

iL Bastardio’s here with unfiltered takes on theology, crime, sex, and whatever.

No bullshit, just the chaotic truth you crave.

Today, we’re ripping apart:

• Yes Ma’am: DoD greenlights active-duty women posting spicy social media content to lure 18-21-year-old recruits, mimicking Ukraine’s psyops playbook.

• Theology Uncut: Cave 1 at Qumran, near the Dead Sea, birthed the 1947 Dead Sea Scrolls find, including the Isaiah scroll.

• Crime Vibes: Nathan Larson, pedophile and ex-Virginia candidate, nabbed in 2020 for kidnapping a 12-year-old girl.

• Sex & More: Eva Oh, dominatrix with 10+ years in BDSM, dishes on the psyche of power play.

Strap in, motherfucker.

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Unfiltered takes, no bullshit allowed.

The Department of Defense is allowing active-duty women to post provocative social media content to attract 18-21-year-old men, addressing the military recruitment crisis. This tactic, also used by foreign countries like Ukraine, leverages psychological warfare and propaganda, raising concerns about workplace professionalism and combat effectiveness. (Valhalla VFT)

🔥 Theology Uncut: Divine or Damned?

God, devil, or cosmic fuckery exposed.

Cave 1 at Qumran, located above Khirbet Qumran near the Dead Sea, was where Bedouin shepherds discovered seven Dead Sea Scrolls in 1947, including the Isaiah scroll, sparking significant archaeological and biblical scholarship. (Gnosis)

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💉 Crime Vibes: Gritty Street Shit

Hustles, heists, and dirty deets spilled.

Nathan Larson, a former Virginia congressional candidate and self-proclaimed pedophile, was arrested in Denver in December 2020 for kidnapping a 12-year-old girl from Fresno, California. He faced felony charges including kidnapping, child abduction, and soliciting child pornography. Larson, a white supremacist, ran a website promoting child rape. He died in custody in 2022. (Shawn Ryan Clips)

🍆 Sex & More: Kinks and Truths

Taboos ripped open, nothing’s off limits.

Eva Oh, a dominatrix with over a decade in sex work, reveals the psychological depth of her profession. From a Southeast Asian upbringing to a corporate career, she entered BDSM at 27, driven by curiosity. Her work, blending power dynamics and empathy, challenges societal stigma while offering profound client connections. (LADbible Stories)

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